Comfori

CONVERSATION

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Global data center capacity is growing rapidly. Demand for data center is expected to grow at 10% CAGR over the next decade, as businesses automate more processes, perform more complex analytics, store more granular customer data and employ rich media. Capacity demand in emerging markets like China will rise especially quickly, as institutions there become larger and more sophisticated. Due to large energy consumption, data center has large and growing carbon footprint. Data centers now drive more in carbon emission than both Argentina and the Netherlands. It is noted that while data centres in Asia are not as old as those in the U.S., there is increasing pressure on operators to restructure the facilities in the region.

CONFERENCE FOCUS

The Green Data Center Conference is looking forward to deliver an extensive programme that assembles many of the critical technical, operational, and commercial topics that confront day-to-day management of data center. Hence, it is hoped to provide opportunity and an exclusive platform to bring together world class top C-level, D-level executives and policy makers from data center solutions providers, global corporations, government bodies and government linked industries worldwide.

Part of the highlighted issues are:

Advancing in-depth knowledge of current trend and major challenges - forming strategies in reducing operation cost
Managing explosive growth within the region
Forming effective strategies in addressing global pressures to reduce carbon emissions
Understanding server density and power consumption
Acquiring comprehensive information to effective approaches in revolutionising energy efficiency
Obtaining latest updates on legal and regulatory issues for the data center
Leveraging on Green IT technology: current and future technologies
Gaining confidence from best practices and successful stories to face current trend and challenges
Discovering latest initiative: Cloud Computing
Unraveling the shift of paradigms in the realm of investment on green data center for business
Addressing the setback in engaging experts / highly skilled employees - urgent need to reduce outsourcing
Discussing possible collaborations among nations in Asia Pacific in promoting encouraging global market penetration via e-commerce

For more information on the conference, visit http://www.comfori.com/datacenter or contact Michelle at (603) 2141 0342

CONVERSATION

0 comments:

Post a Comment

CONVERSATION

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Feeling stressed out at work? Here’s something that may make you feel better!

Title: Anger Management

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know, but you know deserves it...

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make.

I found the number and dialed it.

A man answered, saying 'Hello.'

I politely said,
'This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?'

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear
'Get the right f***ing number!'
And the phone was slammed down on me.

I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.

When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her,
I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an asshole!'
And hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it,
And put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day,
I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an asshole!'

It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop.

So, I called his number and said, 'Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company.
I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?'

He yelled 'NO!' And slammed down the phone.

I quickly called him back and said, 'That's because you're an asshole!'
And hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for.

I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me.

I noticed a 'For Sale' sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial)
I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too.

I said, 'Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?'

He said, 'Yes, it is.'

I then asked, 'Can you tell me where I can see it?'

He said, 'Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd. , in Fairfax
It's a yellow ranch style house And the car's parked right out in front.'

I asked, 'What's your name?'

He said, 'My name is Don Hansen.'

I asked, 'When's a good time to catch you, Don?'

He said, 'I'm home every evening after five.'

I said, 'Listen, Don, can I tell you something?'

He said, 'Yes?'

I said, 'Don, you're an asshole!'

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

Then I came up with an idea...

I called asshole #1.

He said, 'Hello'

I said, 'You're an asshole!'
(But I didn't hang up.)

He asked, 'Are you still there?'

I said, 'Yeah!'

He screamed, 'Stop calling me'

I said, 'Make me.'

He asked, 'Who are you?'

I said, 'My name is Don Hansen.'

He said, 'Yeah? Where do you live?'

I said, 'Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd., in Fairfax, a yellow ranch style home and I have a black Beamer parked in front.'

He said, 'I'm coming over right now, Don.
And you had better start saying your prayers.'

I said, 'Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole,' and hung up.

Then I called Asshole #2.

He said, 'Hello?'

I said, 'Hello, asshole,'

He yelled, 'If I ever find out who you are...'

I said, 'You'll what?'

He exclaimed, 'I'll kick your ass'

I answered, 'Well, asshole, here's your chance.
I'm coming over right now.'

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I was on my way over to 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 7 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd in Fairfax .
I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax .

I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Anger management really does work.

CONVERSATION

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Posts ( Atom )

Connecting the World of Human Resources Community Forum

CONVERSATION

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Green Data Center Conference - July 11 & 12, 2011

CONVERSATION

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you sit there

CONVERSATION

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Jokes: Anger Management

CONVERSATION

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Featured post

ONLINE TRAINING ON MAR: DEVELOPING CREATIVITY THINKING & INNOVATION IN MANAGEMENT

Blog Archive

FACEBOOK FOLLOWERS

Labels

To register, contact one of our representatives:
Saiful Bahri Tel: (603) 5621 3630 ext 317 H/p: 012-848 1537 Fax: (603) 5638 8248 Email: saiful.bahri@comfori.com	Sofina Safi Tel: (603) 5621 3630 ext 508 H/p: 019-511 1717 Fax: (603) 5638 8248 Email: sofina.sani@comfori.com

Connecting the World of Human Resources Community Forum

CONVERSATION

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Green Data Center Conference - July 11 & 12, 2011

CONVERSATION

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you sit there

CONVERSATION

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Jokes: Anger Management

CONVERSATION

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Search This Blog

Featured post

ONLINE TRAINING ON MAR: DEVELOPING CREATIVITY THINKING & INNOVATION IN MANAGEMENT

Blog Archive

FACEBOOK FOLLOWERS

Labels